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Waking up
Laura woke up to the sound of the radio, and yelled for the kids to get up to get ready for their school buses. Usually this is my thing in the morning – the alarm goes off at 6:30; I trot over to each room to wake the children, who ignore me and stay asleep; I let the dog out, and then go back to bed until the next alarm at 6:45. With that alarm, I push harder, and the kids still ignore me. The drop-dead departure time for Bethany’s bus is 6:55 – any later and it roars by without stopping – so we usually need to drive her in, which she prefers anyway. We have to be on the road by 7:00 to make Alex’s bus, which leaves from a store parking lot 10 minutes away at 7:10. We’ve had to drive him the full 1/2 hour to school too many times, because he nearly always drags out actual movement and preparation until the last second.
Anyway, I got up, let the dog and cat out, and woke the kids, telling them that it was :39 and they needed to get up right away, leaving all of the lights on. Then, I came back to my room, where I checked the time: 2:41 AM
! I quickly told the kids to go back to sleep, killed the lights, and went back to bed.
What happened? Our other cat, Rebecca, has gotten into the initially cute habit of resting on top of the clock-radio. She frequently hits the on and off buttons, although hadn’t done so early in the morning like this before. Laura heard the music, but didn’t look at the time before waking us.
The crisis in the Episcopal Church
This fight is particularly difficult for those of us who live in the Diocese of South Carolina, headquartered right here in Charleston. Our bishop, Edward Salmon, is a founding member of the Network. Effectively, most every Episcopal Church has had to fall in line with the Network. One of the loudest voices in the AAC is a local theologian, who is constantly denouncing any view not lifted straight from the bible. My family actually fled our nearest church, St. James, when they stopped referring to their membership in the Episcopal Church, substituting the name of the head of the AAC instead of ECUSA Presiding Bishop Frank Griswold, and speaking in ever more fundamentalist terms against homosexuality and so-called sin as defined by "Holy Scripture".
We are now very happy members of Grace Episcopal Church, one of only two churches in the Charleston area that actually admit that they are part of the Episcopal Church. Our rector, Donald McPhail, has along with our vestry clung to the notion of the Via Media, a core notion of Anglican faith that there is more than one interpretation of faith.
What I find particulary laughable is the continuing AAC contention that the battle is not about homosexuality. Yet, in nearly every newsletter from them (I pick them up from the various former Episcopal churches that I sing at regularly) they mention Bishop Robinson, ECUSA’s refusal to reverse the actions of the general convention (which I think can only be done by the next convention), and various opinions about homosexuality. A recent issue had a lengthy article about conversions from gay to straight, a practice now denounced as harmful by the American Psychiatric Association!
The net effect for me and my wife has been a serious erosion in faith. Religion appears to be an almost purely man-made creation, with little of actual authority to back it up. As Bill Maher constantly jokes, we put a lot into our belief in an invisible man in the sky. This vaunted "Holy Scripture", the Bible, whichever version that is, doesn’t seem to be much more than a committee driven creation of men over a few thousand years. We end readings from it in church with "The Word of the Lord", or something similar – really? I will be the first to admit that I am no Bible scholar; from what I’ve heard from some of the actual Bible scholars here at the College of Charleston, I’d probably be even more confused if I was.
There have always been multiple ways of understanding and practicing Christianity. The Christian Bible (the New Testament) is a evolving collection of writings from the first few centuries of the church following Christ’s death and resurrection. They are supposedly inspired by God, and may even contain some of the actual words of Christ, the only documented time God has walked among us and talked to us. (I suppose God spoke to Moses, Adam and Abraham, although I’m not sure whether some of those (Adam) aren’t just an invention of some priest.) It’s funny that Christ has nothing to say about homosexuality, although he certainly had lots to say about being judgemental and hewing to the "law" of established religion. "Love one another as God loves us." Oddly enough, many people don’t seem to think that applies to people who are homosexual.
For the record, I am not a homosexual. I am, however, convinced that it is not a "choice", any more than I "choose" to be heterosexual. I’ve had lots of (non-sexual) contact with gay people over the years, particularly in the artistic community. I believe it is simply a part of how God made some people, and is wholely irrelevant to their faith and ability to bring their faith to others. From what I can see, homosexuals are just another group of people who are different from the "majority", and are therefore discriminated against. South Carolina has a particularly rich history in the practice of discrimination! It’s somewhat disgusting to see a whole system of churches, sometimes right next to one another, separating black and white people. In Charleston, there are many Episcopal Churches near African Methodist Episcopal (AME) churches. AME churches are effectively black Episcopalian churches.
Theoretically, much of the "law" of the Old Testament, the Jewish Bible, was reformed by Jesus. Somehow, this didn’t reform the "law" against homosexuality, although it did allow shellfish. It seems that if Jesus didn’t specifically say something, the "leaders" of the churches can pick and choose what we supposedly believe. That, in turn, can be used to enforce "morality".
Personally, I think it’s all a load of crap. You’ll notice I put this entry under the category "News and politics" rather than religion. I don’t see much difference between the two.
I grew up as a Roman Catholic, although I was never won over by the church. I always had a problem with the idea that our faith and values (the rules) were supposed to be rigidly defined by the hierarchy of the church, and yet massive numbers of people would discard those rules when it came to sexuality (birth control, abortion, sex outside of marriage, etc.). Somehow these same people were "good" Catholics. You could, for example, follow the law of the church and practice "natural family planning", aka use the "rythym method". As MAD Magazine put it, Catholics are nice people, but are sometimes a bit off-beat! In a world of exploding population and severely dimished resources, this seems like an irresponsible approach. One day, Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Clark DeLeon pointed out that people who choose their beliefs have a name: Protestant. I found that my new wife, who had grown up Episcopalian and was arguably far more faithful that I, was excluded from communion in the Catholic Church. Then I discovered that Episcopalians had a liberated view of the role of women, with female priests and bishops. They even seemed to believe that the Bible was open to interpretation (imagine that!) Then, I discovered that some of the best church musicians were Episcopalian. I’ve been a "recovering Catholic" ever since as a member of the Episcopal Church.
I’ll probably take a lot of guff for all of the above. You are free to believe what you wish. I am sorry for you if that is not the same as what I believe.
Computer geek + social worker = cheerleader?
Darknet – an interesting read re Intellectual Property rights
I’m nearly done reading Darknet – Hollywood’s War against the Digital Generation by J.D. Lasica. It is a discussion of digital media and the attempts by media publishers, especially record and movie companies, to control how you use them. I’ve found much of the information to be rather disturbing, mostly because the concept of fair use seems to be being dismantled by these publishers. The publishers are working together with Congress and the courts to restrict how you are able to use CD’s, DVD’s, TV recordings, books, the Internet – anything that they deem as Intellectual Property that they own, and they are trying to force hardware and software companies (this means computers AND consumer electronics like TV and DVD) to build locked technology to obey rules and restrictions that they determine. In many cases this amounts to no rights for you. It seems that the end-goal of the publishers is to force pay-per-use of all media.
Did you know that the media companies have tried to kill nearly every media innovation because they couldn’t control it? This includes FM radio, photocopiers, cassette recorders, VCRs, portable music players, digital video recorders, and now almost all forms of downloading. Before they accepted HDTV, they got a “broadcast flag” requirement (which was recently struck down by the Supreme Court only because the court said the FCC didn’t have the power to require it). This flag would have allowed them to say you can or cannot record a program, what quality recording you could make, and even how long you could keep the recording. Now they are trying to force manufacturers to eliminate analog outputs on all devices, so that people cannot simply make an analog recording and digitize that.
Do you remember DIVX, the ill-fated scheme created by Circuit City and the studios to create special DVDs that you essentially rented? The idea was that when you used one of these discs, the player would have to contact an authorization system to run a timer on your usage. After a few days, you’d have to pay to use it again, or to use it “forever” on your player. If you brought the disc to another DIVX player, you’d have to pay again. The disc wouldn’t work on regular DVD players or in your computer. Disney was one of the companies that thought this was a great idea, and they dragged their feet on releasing regular DVDs. DIVX crashed and burned in less than a year, so if you paid for one of these discs and the right to use it forever, you are SOL now. For people like me that jumped on the DVD bandwagon as soon as they came out, it was an infuriating technology. Recently, they tried to market DVDs that self destruct after a couple days. The problem is, now they’re trying to do the same things with the new technologies.
If you think it’s a good idea to backup discs because your kids destroy them, forget it. The publishers want you to buy a new copy. Since virtually every DVD and videotape is copy protected, it is a federal crime under the Digital Millenium Copyright Act (DMCA) of 1998 to circumvent the copy protection and make a copy. It is similarly a crime to copy any part of such a disc onto your computer. No big deal, you say? Many of the machines treat all video as copy protected – even things you create!
Why should you care? The publishing industry is deep into development for replacements of CD, DVD, books, magazines, even newspapers. It’s all bits to the publishers. Since CD’s can be easily ripped, they are developing copy protected versions, which may not work on older players (in the electronics business, older = yesterday!) Since DVD’s can be easily ripped, despite being a crime, they are developing newer versions that will have much stronger copy protection systems. They’ll sell these to you as High Definition versions, and try to eliminate the older versions. They’ll also try to eliminate any way of using these media that they can’t control. Think about having to ask permission every time you use a paragraph from a book, even for private use. Never happen, you say? Think again.
You can read a mini version of this book online, at http://www.darknet.com/minibook/index.html. I hope you find it as disturbing as I have!
-JFS
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